La mujer hermosa

The beautiful wife

Jack, un hombre viudo y muy rico, de 70 años, aparece en el Club de Campo con una mujer hermosa y muy sexy, de 20 años.

Jack, a 70-year-old, very wealthy widower shows up at the Country Club with a beautiful and very sexy 20-year-old blonde woman.

Todos sus amigos del club están sorprendidos.

His friends at the club are all surprised.

A la primera oportunidad, le preguntan: "Jack, ¿cómo has conseguido esta novia tan guapa?.

At the very first chance, they ask, "Jack, how'd you get this pretty girlfriend?"

Jack responde: "¿Novia? ¡Es mi mujer!".

Jack replies: "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

"¿Cómo la persuadiste para que se casara contigo?"

"How did you persuade her to marry you?"

"Le mentí sobre mi edad", responde Jack.

"I lied about my age", Jack replies.

"¿Le dijiste que sólo tenías 50?"

"Did you tell her you were only 50?"

Jack sonríe y dice: "No, le dije que tenía 90".

Jack smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."

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